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KuteNKrispy will be live from the trenches of the Femme Fatale Tour Las Vegas Show – Time for Total Doll Domination!

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Luckily, Hooters Hotel stepped up. Not only did they comp our rooms. They also comped us $100 of “promotional slot play”, two blended drinks, and the deciding factor…. all we can eat 25cent HOT WINGS or as we call it “Promotional Bone Play”!!!!

So here is your plug Hooters Hotel and Casino…. You earned it!

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Heehee…American kulture so funnie

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And dont forget…Support your local Wing Shoppe! Who needs Groupon when its already Wingsday?

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Spirits are high at Kute’n’Krispy! Our loyal reader Fosse wrote in this morning to tell us what a huge fan of the blog he is. Domo Arigato Fosse!

In other news, KFC is trying to make amends after the Oprah show disaster! They meant well but many of us took a cab to the Richmond only to find this:

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KFC Oprah

Boba is delicious but not after you drove accross town dreaming of fried meat. Needless to say we had a bad taste in our greasy mouths until this week when KFC announced their new deal:

12 piece chicken, 4 bisquits, 2 sides all for $9.99*

*The only catch is that to use the coupon you are required to unthink KFC.

parade1Hello Hello Friends! Its me Thuy. Chinese New Year rivaled the Great Grunion Run of ’89.  I even met Mayor Gavin Newsome! I even got so hungry I ate 4 dollar Vietnamese food after at Tu-Lan.  What a Greasy Delight! I ordered Bun Bo Hue. Too Spicey!!!

http://qa.pizzahut.com/wingstreet/

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For those of our loyal readers who ever wondered where they might find the HOTTEST Chicken Wings in the World this is the post for you.

Wingstreet, Pizza Hut’s disgruntled bastard child, has created the SPICIEST Chicken wings on the PLANET EARTH. Be sure to order them SCREAMIN’ HOT with the option of Bone-In or Bone-Out. While 8-Piece recommends Bone-In in more ways than one, HelloIkko prefers the 100% white meat Bone-Out Tenders.

Possible Side-Effects Incude:

-Numbness of Mouth

-Crying

-Paralysis

-Insanity

-Pacing back and forth

-And a senseless instinctual desire to consume MORE WINGS

-Excessive Head Sweat

-Diarrhea and Explosive Gas

Be warned that these wings will be delivered to your door in a pool of molten lava (As a matter of fact, the first pizza was cooked using the Screamin’ Hot sauce). Further, the chicken is protected by a forcefield created by a lubricant sauce additive which repels even the thickest and creamiest of RANCHs.

But dont worry…Kute’n’Krispy has found the ANTIDOTE!!!

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And dont forget to check out Andre’s myspace page http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=18856955

Dear Mr. Santa,

I have been good girl this year.  Here are my fantasy Christmas List:

– Gift Certificate to Church’s Chicken

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– Tamagotchi

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– Cute Overload Calendar http://www.cuteoverload.com/ 

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– Britney Spears – Circus CD

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– Deep Fryer

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HO HO HEEE HEEE HEEE

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1. Church’s Chicken Shoppe

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Krispiest and Saltiest. Pairs best w/ Mickey’s Grenades. Support your local Shoppe as their numbers are dwindling.

2. Popeye’s Chicken n’ Biscuits

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Delicious Biscuits – Bee sure to ask for EXTRA honey. My fav is the spicey dark meat. Caution: Founder died recently of heart attack but that doesn’t mean anything.

3. Louisiana Fried Chicken

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Absolutely delicious!!! Please note: Biscuits are really Rollz and all sides are microwaved in front of you. Nevertheless the skin is so KRISPIE and SALTIE!!! Be sure to ask for their homemade hot sauce. KA$H ONLY

4. KFC

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Distant last place. Will only patronize out of convenience. Quality has plummeted since the Kernel passed. RIP

Hello everybody. My name Thuy. I live in San Francisco and weigh 90lbs. And I like to dance. I want to move to Tokyo one day and open my own buttermilk fried chicken shack.

Welcome to my new blog Kute’n’Krispy.

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