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Archive for December 2008

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For those of our loyal readers who ever wondered where they might find the HOTTEST Chicken Wings in the World this is the post for you.

Wingstreet, Pizza Hut’s disgruntled bastard child, has created the SPICIEST Chicken wings on the PLANET EARTH. Be sure to order them SCREAMIN’ HOT with the option of Bone-In or Bone-Out. While 8-Piece recommends Bone-In in more ways than one, HelloIkko prefers the 100% white meat Bone-Out Tenders.

Possible Side-Effects Incude:

-Numbness of Mouth

-Crying

-Paralysis

-Insanity

-Pacing back and forth

-And a senseless instinctual desire to consume MORE WINGS

-Excessive Head Sweat

-Diarrhea and Explosive Gas

Be warned that these wings will be delivered to your door in a pool of molten lava (As a matter of fact, the first pizza was cooked using the Screamin’ Hot sauce). Further, the chicken is protected by a forcefield created by a lubricant sauce additive which repels even the thickest and creamiest of RANCHs.

But dont worry…Kute’n’Krispy has found the ANTIDOTE!!!

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And dont forget to check out Andre’s myspace page http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=18856955

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Leighton Meester, aka Blair Waldorf and star of the hit show Gossip Girl, is the modern day Audrey Hepburn. Can you see the resemblance???

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But Blair dosen’t just look and act like Audrey. Take a look at her Canine equivalent. 

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Only a King Charles can match the regal beauty and graceful class of Blair Waldorf. 

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Blair Waldorf possesses a rare and precious aura that few creatures successfully attain. Perhaps only 3.

I am pleasure to announce new blogger to join Kute’n’Krispy Team!!!! We met at Sanrio Surprises in Tokyo. She Korean, but pretends to be Japanese…Shhhhhhhhh! She has famous american rockstar boyfriend. He sang every rose has its thorn – 1 of my favorites to karaoke. Her name Ikko. Please We Welcome with 12-Piece Extra Krispy!!!

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Dear Mr. Santa,

I have been good girl this year.  Here are my fantasy Christmas List:

– Gift Certificate to Church’s Chicken

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– Tamagotchi

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– Cute Overload Calendar http://www.cuteoverload.com/ 

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– Britney Spears – Circus CD

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– Deep Fryer

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HO HO HEEE HEEE HEEE

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I very busy with my study. I am studying to be pharmacist one day. For this reason, I cannot update my blog as much as I would like. But do not despair!

For there is my new favorite website for now… http://www.cuteoverload.com/

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Hooray!!! Britney Spears is back and better than ever!!!! WOOHOO!!!

Kute’n’Krispy has found a secret Promo code to buy tickets now before they go on sale. Biggest Britney fans only please!!! Get your tickets now before they sell out INSTANTLY.

And dont worry, if you are low on YEN I will be taping a bootleg version of the concert on my camera phone available for limited swapmeet distribution.

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That is the question.

But with a pugmug like this; we will not keep him in Guantanomo Bay any longer still. He is free to go; and to play!