Archive for April 2011
Hey Kute’N’Krispy Fans!!!! Time to get your eyes wide… its pollster Fridayzzz!!!!!
In honor of the Royal Wedding, we are dying to know…
What breed of Dog does Princess Kate Middleton most resemble?
Spaniels are just like Kate…commoners that dream of becoming royalty one day by marrying a Cavalier King Charles.
B) Lhasa Apso
The future is so bright, Kate’s gotta wear shades…and kuz she is hella hungover, doy
C) Chinese Crested
I must have got a hold of some bad Kimchee in my Korean taco today because I’m seeing DOUBLE! This one could be too close to call!!!!!
We wanna hear from all our fans via comment. Most insightful comment will receive a free case of Kona Deep Bottled Sea Water!!!
75% of the Earth’s surface is ocean water and until today, it wasn’t safe to drink!
But now it isss!!!
KONA DEEP is 3000 year old glacier water from Greenland that’s pumped off the Kona coast from a depth of 2000 ft! It’s the only bottled water with naturally occurring electrolytes! So yummy when I’m hung over from soju! Ultimate Karaoke Kure!
JAPANESE TSUNAMI 2011 AID
Pleeeeeeeeaaaase donate to the American Red Cross! And enter the code, “kutenkrispy” to make sure your money goes straight to the puppies.
Something terrible has happened! Grab your pets and move to higher ground!!!! A massive wave is coming! And not the cool one like 80’s nu wave! The sea is kamikazi-ing our village!
TAKING OFFERS FOR ADOPTIONS! WE’LL DO OUR BEST TO PLACE THEM IN HAPPY HOMES.
Can you believe it, a dolphin!!!!!
Me, Ikko, live blogging. Times are so tough, I’m even cuddling with an ugly lab named Marley-Gyoza, he’s a hapa from Mount Fuji.
Even the kuties weren’t spared. . . 😦