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JAPANESE TSUNAMI 2011 AID

Pleeeeeeeeaaaase donate to the American Red Cross! And enter the code, “kutenkrispy” to make sure your money goes straight to the puppies.

https://american.redcross.org/site/Donation2?idb=0&5052.donation=form1&df_id=5052

. . . A bunny sandwich, you big dummy!!! Hold the miso mayo, hold the tobiko flakes!

Fossee the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Fossee the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Spirits are high at Kute’n’Krispy! Our loyal reader Fosse wrote in this morning to tell us what a huge fan of the blog he is. Domo Arigato Fosse!

In other news, KFC is trying to make amends after the Oprah show disaster! They meant well but many of us took a cab to the Richmond only to find this:

KFC Oprah

KFC Oprah

Boba is delicious but not after you drove accross town dreaming of fried meat. Needless to say we had a bad taste in our greasy mouths until this week when KFC announced their new deal:

12 piece chicken, 4 bisquits, 2 sides all for $9.99*

*The only catch is that to use the coupon you are required to unthink KFC.

parade1Hello Hello Friends! Its me Thuy. Chinese New Year rivaled the Great Grunion Run of ’89.  I even met Mayor Gavin Newsome! I even got so hungry I ate 4 dollar Vietnamese food after at Tu-Lan.  What a Greasy Delight! I ordered Bun Bo Hue. Too Spicey!!!

http://qa.pizzahut.com/wingstreet/

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For those of our loyal readers who ever wondered where they might find the HOTTEST Chicken Wings in the World this is the post for you.

Wingstreet, Pizza Hut’s disgruntled bastard child, has created the SPICIEST Chicken wings on the PLANET EARTH. Be sure to order them SCREAMIN’ HOT with the option of Bone-In or Bone-Out. While 8-Piece recommends Bone-In in more ways than one, HelloIkko prefers the 100% white meat Bone-Out Tenders.

Possible Side-Effects Incude:

-Numbness of Mouth

-Crying

-Paralysis

-Insanity

-Pacing back and forth

-And a senseless instinctual desire to consume MORE WINGS

-Excessive Head Sweat

-Diarrhea and Explosive Gas

Be warned that these wings will be delivered to your door in a pool of molten lava (As a matter of fact, the first pizza was cooked using the Screamin’ Hot sauce). Further, the chicken is protected by a forcefield created by a lubricant sauce additive which repels even the thickest and creamiest of RANCHs.

But dont worry…Kute’n’Krispy has found the ANTIDOTE!!!

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And dont forget to check out Andre’s myspace page http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=18856955

I am pleasure to announce new blogger to join Kute’n’Krispy Team!!!! We met at Sanrio Surprises in Tokyo. She Korean, but pretends to be Japanese…Shhhhhhhhh! She has famous american rockstar boyfriend. He sang every rose has its thorn – 1 of my favorites to karaoke. Her name Ikko. Please We Welcome with 12-Piece Extra Krispy!!!

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Dear Mr. Santa,

I have been good girl this year.  Here are my fantasy Christmas List:

– Gift Certificate to Church’s Chicken

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– Tamagotchi

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– Cute Overload Calendar http://www.cuteoverload.com/ 

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– Britney Spears – Circus CD

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– Deep Fryer

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HO HO HEEE HEEE HEEE

-8Piece