Here ye! Here ye! In honor of the most recent Femme Fatale to join Miss Britney Spears’ world tour, we are sponsoring the first ever Lil Nicki Look-A-Like Kontest.
Last Week we asked our readers to submit piks of their pooches doing their best Nicki Minaj impersonation…How you doin?
The only catch was that only inkredibly kute puppies were allowed to enter and our loyal followers did not dissapoint…..Regulators!!!!! Mount Up!
There could be a Pantene Pro-V commercial in your future
Not sure if that’s a wig or your real hair but way to play hard to get
Bravo to our plus size entrant Joanie Pie
Kan u say Blue Steel? You better work bitch!
Who knew Virgina was home to the kutest pugs on Earth? Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank!
Walk of Shame after a long night with Frank
Understated and Elegant – way to personalize the look
Vote as much as you want. The polls officially close this Friday at Midnight
KuteNKrispy will be live from the trenches of the Femme Fatale Tour Las Vegas Show – Time for Total Doll Domination!
Luckily, Hooters Hotel stepped up. Not only did they comp our rooms. They also comped us $100 of “promotional slot play”, two blended drinks, and the deciding factor…. all we can eat 25cent HOT WINGS or as we call it “Promotional Bone Play”!!!!
So here is your plug Hooters Hotel and Casino…. You earned it!
Heehee…American kulture so funnie
And dont forget…Support your local Wing Shoppe! Who needs Groupon when its already Wingsday?
Hey Kute’N’Krispy Fans!!!! Time to get your eyes wide… its pollster Fridayzzz!!!!!
In honor of the Royal Wedding, we are dying to know…
What breed of Dog does Princess Kate Middleton most resemble?
Spaniels are just like Kate…commoners that dream of becoming royalty one day by marrying a Cavalier King Charles.
B) Lhasa Apso
The future is so bright, Kate’s gotta wear shades…and kuz she is hella hungover, doy
C) Chinese Crested
I must have got a hold of some bad Kimchee in my Korean taco today because I’m seeing DOUBLE! This one could be too close to call!!!!!
We wanna hear from all our fans via comment. Most insightful comment will receive a free case of Kona Deep Bottled Sea Water!!!
75% of the Earth’s surface is ocean water and until today, it wasn’t safe to drink!
But now it isss!!!
KONA DEEP is 3000 year old glacier water from Greenland that’s pumped off the Kona coast from a depth of 2000 ft! It’s the only bottled water with naturally occurring electrolytes! So yummy when I’m hung over from soju! Ultimate Karaoke Kure!
JAPANESE TSUNAMI 2011 AID
Pleeeeeeeeaaaase donate to the American Red Cross! And enter the code, “kutenkrispy” to make sure your money goes straight to the puppies.
Something terrible has happened! Grab your pets and move to higher ground!!!! A massive wave is coming! And not the cool one like 80’s nu wave! The sea is kamikazi-ing our village!
TAKING OFFERS FOR ADOPTIONS! WE’LL DO OUR BEST TO PLACE THEM IN HAPPY HOMES.
Can you believe it, a dolphin!!!!!
Me, Ikko, live blogging. Times are so tough, I’m even cuddling with an ugly lab named Marley-Gyoza, he’s a hapa from Mount Fuji.
Even the kuties weren’t spared. . . 😦