Last Week we asked our readers to submit piks of their pooches doing their best Nicki Minaj impersonation…How you doin?

The only catch was that only inkredibly kute puppies were allowed to enter and our loyal followers did not dissapoint…..Regulators!!!!! Mount Up!

Kontestant #1

There could be a Pantene Pro-V commercial in your future

Kontestant #2

Not sure if that’s a wig or your real hair but way to play hard to get

Kontestant #3

Bravo to our plus size entrant Joanie Pie

Kontestant #4

Kan u say Blue Steel? You better work bitch!

Kontestant #5

Who knew Virgina was home to the kutest pugs on Earth? Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank!

Kontestant #6

Walk of Shame after a long night with Frank

Kontestant #7

Understated and Elegant – way to personalize the look

Vote as much as you want. The polls officially close this Friday at Midnight

Luckily, Hooters Hotel stepped up. Not only did they comp our rooms. They also comped us $100 of “promotional slot play”, two blended drinks, and the deciding factor…. all we can eat 25cent HOT WINGS or as we call it “Promotional Bone Play”!!!!

So here is your plug Hooters Hotel and Casino…. You earned it!

Heehee…American kulture so funnie

And dont forget…Support your local Wing Shoppe! Who needs Groupon when its already Wingsday?

In honor of the Royal Wedding, we are dying to know…

What breed of Dog does Princess Kate Middleton most resemble?

A) Spaniel

Spaniels are just like Kate…commoners that dream of becoming royalty one day by marrying a Cavalier King Charles.

B) Lhasa Apso

The future is so bright, Kate’s gotta wear shades…and kuz she is hella hungover, doy

C) Chinese Crested

ARROOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!

I must have got a hold of some bad Kimchee in my Korean taco today because I’m seeing DOUBLE! This one could be too close to call!!!!!

We wanna hear from all our fans via comment. Most insightful comment will receive a free case of Kona Deep Bottled Sea Water!!!

But now it isss!!!

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Pleeeeeeeeaaaase donate to the American Red Cross! And enter the code, “kutenkrispy” to make sure your money goes straight to the puppies.

https://american.redcross.org/site/Donation2?idb=0&5052.donation=form1&df_id=5052

TAKING OFFERS FOR ADOPTIONS! WE’LL DO OUR BEST TO PLACE THEM IN HAPPY HOMES.

Can you believe it, a dolphin!!!!!

Me, Ikko, live blogging. Times are so tough, I’m even cuddling with an ugly lab named Marley-Gyoza, he’s a hapa from Mount Fuji.

Even the kuties weren’t spared. . .

. . . A bunny sandwich, you big dummy!!! Hold the miso mayo, hold the tobiko flakes!

Lionhead Bunnie

Fossee the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Spirits are high at Kute’n'Krispy! Our loyal reader Fosse wrote in this morning to tell us what a huge fan of the blog he is. Domo Arigato Fosse!

In other news, KFC is trying to make amends after the Oprah show disaster! They meant well but many of us took a cab to the Richmond only to find this:

KFC Oprah

Boba is delicious but not after you drove accross town dreaming of fried meat. Needless to say we had a bad taste in our greasy mouths until this week when KFC announced their new deal:

12 piece chicken, 4 bisquits, 2 sides all for $9.99*

*The only catch is that to use the coupon you are required to unthink KFC.

Simba from San Diego

This is Simba. He lives in San Diego and loves to eat Pho! Gulty Pleasures: starring at the sun, cereal snacks, sticking his tongue out at you

Is Simba the cutest long haired chihuahua ever?! You decide.  Let us know what you think!